Mavs Fans Still Bitter About Devin Harris Trade

In other news, Mark Cuban promises to pick up LeBron, Kobe, Michael Jordan, and Jesus. "Not to worry," he stated confidently. "Dirk Nowitzki will still avoid the post, I'll still be a jackass, and my team will never, ever, ever win a championship."

Who Needs Players? They Cost Money!

The recession has finally hit home. Sure, thousands are jobless and losing their homes, but trading Amare Stoudemire for cap space? Now that is just plain wrong. Teams should be in the business of basketball. Is it too late for a new bailout?

T-Mac and the Mystery of the Injured Knee

Tracy McGrady is out. Again. Because of his knee. Again. By this point, T-Mac could've had his knee, shoulder, back, ankle and spleen replaced by bionic parts and been programmed to fight crime in the city of Detroit and the Rockets still would've gotten more out of him.

Chandler stays; Thrilled New Orleans Officially Bans Blues

It's perfect that the best miracle New Orleans can hope for involves a failed physical. But after a hurricane, the worst flood of all time and the destruction of the entire city, keeping Tyson Chandler is a small silver lining. Even if he can't run on a treadmill for five minutes.

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